My Kitchen Smells Like Death

I took out the garbage and cleaned all of the dishes. Now I'm trying to air out the place. It wreaks. How did I end up living in squalor? 

I found a job I could legitimately be qualified for in Seattle today. Cross your fingers everyone. I'm currently nursing about 5 different resumes. Each one full of the words "proficient" and "facilitated" and more compelling than the next. 

I wrote my Warm Up this morning. AKA the neighbors probably think I'm crazy because I was talking out loud to myself the whole time. The problem is that if I'm eventually going to say it aloud, then when I type it I also have to say it. Yes, this is a problem at work too. I can often be caught gesturing and whispering in front of my computer. That doesn't sound good. Oh well, you're already over it. 

I hope in all of this job hustle and bustle I can still find time to come home for a bit. 

I need quarters in a real bad way.