UPGRADE

Life was crappy for around 4 days. Which lead me to eating too much ice cream and not sleeping well. BUT TODAY. Oh today, you've turned things around. Things that will be upgraded in my new swank apt:

1. patio

2. fireplace

3. DISHWASHER

4. washer and dryer IN APT

5. my own bathroom

6. closer to work

7. more bus options

The girl said that she was interviewing 3 people and of course facebook stalked us. She asked her co-workers to vote who she should live with and I won. This is why I spent 2 years crafting the perfect profile. 

It sucks being so charming though. I had to let another girl come over anyway to look at my current apt even though I'm going to be moving. I think her parents loved me and she seemed sold on the place. I hate breaking news to people. Maybe I'll be a jerk and just text her. MEAN.